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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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Gamers In The Wild







Early 80s arcade
#80s#arcade#arcade cabinets#retro games#pac man#tron#asteroid#defender#wizard of war#stargate#star castle
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Shit man, this bunny war is fucked. I just saw a bunny clap his paws together and say "the ten hays" or some similar shit, and every one around him was surrounded in hay, loafed on the ground, and then started eating. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting flop and level 2 binky. I think I just heard "power word:thumper" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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#yemen#jerusalem#current events#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#news on gaza#palestine news#news update#war news#war on gaza#bisan owda#wizard bisan#eid mubarak#eid#gaza genocide#palestinian resilience#genocide
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Shit girl, this princess war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say "the ten disciplines" or some similar shit, and every one around her started wearing a maid dress, had her crown explode and then started sweeping the dishes. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting curtsy and level 2 kissie. I think I just heard "power word:sparkle" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
#Wizard staff#tactical war hammer#move aside swagless#punk rock walking stick#this is so extra I love it#my gender is violence#who even needs this#I do#I need this#for reasons
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No thoughts, just that these two photos of Bisan are 7 months apart
#bisan owda#wizard bisan#bisan gaza#bisan#free palestine 🇵🇸#palestine news#pray for palestine#palestine#palestine 🇵🇸#from the river to the sea 🇵🇸#ceasefire#ceasfire now#global strike#war on gaza#free gaza#gaza strip#gaza under siege#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#gaza under genocide#gaza update#gaza#i stand with palestine 🇵🇸#stop genocide#save gaza#save the children#save palestine#🍉#from the river to the sea palestine will be free
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@wizard_bisan1 and AJ+ have been nominated for a Peabody Award for her coverage of Gaza.
For over 6 months, Bisan Owda has shown the world how life in Gaza has been through her eyes. She has told the story of Palestinian survival in the face of the Israeli genocide.
Before Oct. 7, Bisan was making films about cultural life in her native Gaza for her own YouTube channel.
In 2023, AJ+’s @denatakruri won a Peabody Award for her story “One Day in Hebron,” which gave a firsthand account of the Israeli occupation in Hebron, in the occupied West Bank.
#Peabody Award#Bisan#wizard bisan#bisan owda#bisan gaza#al jazeera#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#jerusalem#فلسطين#i stand with palestine#israel#israel is a terrorist state#israeli war crimes
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Shit man, this algebra war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the six functors" or some similar shit, and every chain complex around him got put into a short exact sequence, had their long exact sequence taken out and then got their homology calculated. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting lagrange's theorem and degree 2 equations. I think I just heard "power word: operad" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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omega kid antics
#hsbc#hs#omega kids#yiffany longstocking lalonde harley#tavros crocker#harry anderson egbert#vrissy maryam lalonde#long ass names#war over its time to hang out#homestuck: beyond canon#hamsterfather#wizard spelled wrong .....my bad </3
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A LITTLE BIT OF SCANDAL WITH A PINCH OF DEFAMATION



PAIRING Sirius Black x gn!reader
SYNOPSIS someone has made it their personal mission to ridicule the eldest black sibling in the school newspaper’s anonymous Spotlight column and the entire school is entertained- except Sirius
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CONTENT WARNING none
library.
Sirius Black was not used to being the butt of the joke.
Sure, he and James pranked their fellow students on a near daily basis, but that was different. That was lighthearted fun. This? This was targeted character assassination.
He sat at the Gryffindor table, scowling at the latest edition of The Hogwarts Weekly, which had just been delivered alongside breakfast. The familiar bolded headline made his stomach twist with dread.
“Weekly Spotlight: Sirius Black’s Hair Routine- Does He Secretly Use Veela Shampoo?”
Sirius groaned, dragging a hand through his obscenely perfect hair as James curiously peered over his shoulder.
“Oi, that’s a glowing review compared to last week,” James said, snatching a piece of toast. “At least they’re acknowledging the effort you put into looking devastatingly handsome.”
Sirius shot him a glare. “‘Effort’? You think I try to look like this? Mate, I was born like this."
James smirked. “Well, according to the article, you wake up two hours early just to what was it again?, ‘whisper sweet nothings to your reflection’?”
Sirius slammed the newspaper onto the table and huffed. “I do not whisper to my reflection.”
“Mate, I’ve seen you wink at yourself in the window.”
“That’s different,” Sirius muttered or rather pouted.
Across the hall, students were already whispering, chuckling at the latest installment of the rather brilliant writer's ongoing takedown of Sirius Black.
“This has gone too far,” Sirius grumbled. “I need to find out who’s behind this.”
James perked up. “Are you saying…” His eyes gleamed with mischief. “We have a mystery to solve?”
Sirius nodded, expression grave. “We’re going to catch this Quilly and when we do, I swear they’ll regret ever picking up a feather.”
James grinned. “Sirius, my dear friend, we are now game on.”
Sirius and James took their new roles as amateur detectives very seriously.
They started by interrogating their classmates.
“Did you write this?” Sirius demanded, waving the newspaper in the face of a startled Ravenclaw.
The boy blinked. “I- I don’t even read the Herald.”
James jotted something down in a small notebook. “Suspicious.”
Sirius nodded in agreement. “Very suspicious indeed.”
The Ravenclaw scurried away.
Next, they turned to analyzing past articles for clues. They sat in a corner of the common room, parchment and numerous past articles spread out before them. James tapped his quill against his chin. “Alright, let’s think, who would have enough access to the dumb things you do on a daily basis?”
Sirius frowned. “That’s the problem. I’m incredibly popular. People are always watching me.”
James snorted. “That’s one way to phrase it.”
“Alright,” Sirius huffed. “Who works on the Weekly?”
“Dunno,” James admitted. “It’s all pretty hush hush. They don’t like revealing their sources.”
“Cowards.”
James scanned the common room, eyes landing on Remus, who was curled up in an armchair, nose deep in a book.
“Oi, Moony,” James called. “You’re a Prefect. You know things. Who writes for The Hogwarts Weekly?”
Remus didn’t even look up. “Confidential.”
Sirius groaned. “Oh, come on.”
Remus finally closed his book and sighed. “Look, if the Quiller keeps their writers anonymous, they have a reason for it. Besides, maybe if you stopped embarrassing yourself on a daily basis, they wouldn’t have so much material.”
James laughs at that. Sirius glared. “You’re useless.”
Remus smirked. “And yet, I sleep soundly at night.”
The following week, after a failed (lazy really) gathering of information, he slammed the latest issue of the newspaper onto the Gryffindor table, sending toast crumbs flying.
“This- this is an attack on my dignity!” he declared, glaring at the offending article.
James, who was in the middle of buttering his toast, looked up eyes wide. “What is it this time?”
Sirius scowled. “See for yourself”
James took the paper from him, eyes scanning the latest Spotlight column.
“Sirius Black: Smooth Talker or Walking Disaster?”
Once again, Hogwarts’ resident Casanova has graced the halls with his effortless charm- or so he thinks. Witnesses report that Black’s attempt to woo a Hufflepuff sixth year ended in catastrophe when he tripped over his own shoelaces and knocked over an entire suit of armor.
Eyewitness testimony claims Black tried to play it off, stating, ‘The armor was clearly in love with me. It fell at my feet.’
Sources remain skeptical. "
James barely suppressed a laugh. “I mean… it does sound like something you’d say.”
Sirius groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “That’s not the point! Who is this menace? Who keeps writing these slanderous lies?”
Remus, who had been reading over James’ shoulder, snorted. “They’re not lies if they actually happened.”
Peter nodded. “Yeah, you did say the armor was in love with you.”
Sirius huffed. “That’s not- that’s beside the point!” He gestured wildly. “This mystery writer has been humiliating me for weeks! It's blasphemy!”
His first suspect was the rather scary friend of his.
“Marls,” Sirius said, sliding into the seat across from her. “Where were you last Tuesday at precisely 7:42 PM?”
Marlene raised an eyebrow. “Why?”
“Because,” James said dramatically, “that was the moment the Weekly was printed. And we think you’re the mysterious Quiller.”
Marlene blinked. Then she burst out laughing.
“Oh, I wish I was them,” she wheezed, swiping away stray tears. “Whoever that is? Brilliant. But sorry to disappoint, Black. It’s not me.”
Sirius squinted. “Hmm. You do like writing…”
“I like writing about things that matter,” Marlene said dryly. “And you? Do not matter.”
Sirius gasped bewildered. James patted his shoulder. “Tough break, mate.”
The second suspect was Lily, much to James' dismay. They were walking towards the library, discussing a way to question the red head without being hexed first. A few third years were discussing the newest paper rather enthusiastically by the grand fountain in the hall, much to Sirius' annoyance.
“She’s clever, she hates you, and wants to get back at you by attacking me,” Sirius reasoned. “Sounds like our girl.”
James frowned. “Yeah, but she’d just tell me to my face that I’m an idiot.”
“…Good point.”
The next and last suspect was Mary.
“She’s always laughing like a Hippogriff whenever a new column drops,” Sirius muttered. “Maybe too much.”
They set up an ambush outside the Herbology classroom, waiting for Mary to slip up.
After an eternity (20 minutes) of lurking in the corridor, she finally came into view.
Sirius and James leaped out from behind a suit of armor.
“Confess, Macdonald!” Sirius yelled.
Mary screamed, punched James in the stomach, and stormed off.
“…Not her,” James wheezed.
After several more failed interrogations, the case was going cold.
“We need bait,” Sirius decided. James raised an eyebrow. “Bait?”
Sirius grinned. “We stage an event! Something so ridiculous that the mystery writer has to cover it. Then, we watch to see who’s taking notes.”
James rubbed his hands together. “On Sleakeazy's Hair Potion, Pads, you're brilliant .”
Thus, the Great Staircase Incident was born.
It involved Sirius pretending to fall dramatically down three flights of stairs (which bloody hurt), James pretending to rescue him, though his acting skills were not very convincing and Peter shouting rather pathetically, “Oh no! Sirius Black has tragically lost all coordination!”
The entire school gathered to watch.
James and Sirius carefully scanned the crowd. Who was watching too closely? Who looked too interested? Sirius’s eyes locked on a familiar face.
You.
You stood near the back, arms crossed, an amused smirk playing on your lips. You weren’t laughing as loudly as the others, and there was something… calculating about your expression.
Sirius nudged James. “ Mate, I have a hunch.”
James followed his gaze. “You think it’s them?”
Sirius squinted. “I don’t know… but they're suspicious.”
James smirked. “Only one way to find out.”
You were finishing the next article in an empty classroom when the door slammed shut behind you.
You jumped, quill flying from your hand and the remaining ink splattered across the wooden floor.
Sirius Black stood in the doorway, arms crossed, smirking like a mad alchemist who has just discovered a breakthrough that would put him on a chocolate frog.
“Got ya.”
Your heart pounded. “Pardon?”
He strolled toward you, eyes flicking to the parchment on your desk. The column draft written halfway done. You lunged for it- albeit a little too slow.
Sirius snatched the parchment, scanning the words. His grin widened.
“Well, well, well,” he mused. “Looks like the mystery’s solved.”
You swallowed hard. “…I have no idea what you are talking about, Black. Have the countless detentions with Filch mushed up your brain?”
Sirius tapped the parchment. “The ruse is up, Quilly, We both know that you were the one defaming me for, what, six months? Rather impressive, little feather.”
You crossed your arms. “So, what now? You're going to expose me? Hex me?”
"Oh yes, I will definitely prank you for that", he tilted his head. “Though for the second part... it depends.”
“…On?”
A slow smirk spread across his face. “On whether you let me help write the next one.” Your jaw dropped. “What?”
Sirius winked. “If I can’t beat you… I might as well join you.” And just like that, the biggest mystery at Hogwarts took an unexpected turn.
#sirius black#sirius black x reader#sirius black fluff#sirius black drabble#sirius black headcanon#the marauders#sirius orion black#the marauders x reader#the marauders x you#sirius black x you#first wizarding war#marauders era#james potter#james potter x reader
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#yemen#jerusalem#tel aviv#current events#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#news on gaza#palestine news#news update#war news#war on gaza#bisan owda#wizard bisan#gaza genocide#genocide#palestinian journalists#settler colonialism#capitalism#imperialism
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The Jedi should have done something about Tatooine and the Hutts. If only they sent Jedi to Tatooine and not just ignored it--

Oh hi Quinlan. How's Tatooine circa TPM?
Anyway the Jedi should have done something about slavery in the galaxy outside the Republic's borders and not focused just on the Republic--
Huh. The CIS were pretty cool with helping the Zygerrians reestablish their slave empire that the (checks notes) Jedi dismantled.
Anyway, the Jedi should never have joined the war at all. Sure the clone army existed and the clones would have to fight no matter what the Jedi decided to do, and yes, as far as the Jedi knew the clones were created by one of their order and so they had a responsibility to them in whatever capacity they could, and the clones being brainwashed into loyalty for the republic was established so convincing millions of them at once not to fight would be impossible that early on. And sure, Dooku, a Sith, led the galaxy's worst capitalists that wanted to make naboo look like child's play and kill countless civilians if the Republic didn't give in to all their demands, and yes the Jedi were linked psychically to the cosmos in a way where they could feel imbalance, death, and darkness, but they should have taken the moral high road and (checks notes) let both civilians and clones die from droids. Droids who are programmed and aren't going to hesitate about killing anyone. Droids who can't be negotiated with.
Of course they could have... Negotiated with the Sith Lord? Who wasn't actually the head sithlord in charge.
Then again the other Sith Lord who had been duly elected into office wouldn't have allowed that but...they should have tried!
Well they worked with hutts to use hyperlanes for the war they could have chosen not to fight in had actually tried harder! They were lazy and chose the easy path of being forced to dirty their hands because otherwise fascist billionaires and corporations would send programmed droids to kill civilians (like Naboo during TPM) until the Republic gave into their demands (unbridled capitalism which as we recall were totally cool with helping the Slave Empire they previously dismantled become a slave empire again).
The Jedi should have helped people and not tied themselves to the senate. They could have just negotiated with a galaxy worth of planets on a case by case basis.
Listen. Star Wars is a metaphor. It is not a one to one comparison of reality. The Jedi did all they could to help people and they did things that wore them down in body and soul because they had to make that sacrifice or let people suffer and die. There is no alternative in the galaxy they existed in. The Empire that Palpatine made is what they saw the CIS becoming.
Palpatine saw the Jedi as one of the biggest threats to his fascist empire so the plan was always to kill them. It's not illegal to be a Sith he might say, but he certainly made it illegal to be a Jedi.
I would love to know what people think, with the GFFA being what it is, and the size it is, and the Jedi numbering about ten thousand in the end what they were supposed to do as an alternative that would have had any of this end different.
If they hadn't joined the war people would have been enslaved and died and the Jedi would have still been hunted and killed.
If the Jedi removed themselves from the republic in protest of the war but still fought independently to help people they would have lost so much access, more clones for sure would have died, and the Jedi would still be hunted down and killed at the end.
If the Jedi left the republic before the war and were independents they would be slaughtered faster than they were on genonosis because they don't have the numbers. The droid army would get them or the republic run by Palpatine would get them. Keeping in mind Palpatine was elected and the Jedi had nothing to do with his election beyond saving a teenage girl and bringing her to beg her case to the senate on behalf of her people (the death toll was, as we remember, catastrophic).
If they retreated to the mountains and meditated then they just let people die without even trying to help and feel the cosmos become darker and more imbalanced by the suffering they could feel but we're ignoring. And years later Palpatine would show up to kill them because that aspect of his plan would never change.
They should have taken the moral high ground doesn't work in the scenario they were given in the universe they existed in. Not for them. Not when they are powered by empathy. It would have been a corruption of what they stand for if they didn't try to help people. And they tried. It wasn't their corruption that let the galaxy down. The Jedi were aware of their own flaws. They were aware they shouldn't be generals. They knew they shouldn't be commanding a clone army. They were under no illusions that the choices they were being forced to make were good, but even at their most morally questionable they didn't sell out the galaxy. It was the politicians that voted in a mass murdering fascist with thunderous applause to not just be supreme chancellor, to not just have emergency powers, but to be an emperor.
The Jedi even tried a coup. The last thing they would want, but they tried it anyway to hold back a Sith Emperor establishing his empire built on slavery and suffering who would later build a weapon that could destroy entire planets.
The Jedi did not lead to the downfall of the Republic. They were the last shield to be shattered.
#pro Jedi#i need to go and sleep#the thing is star wars is a metaphor but isn't one to one with reality#putting real world logic on the space wizards doesnt work when they arent dealing with real world logic
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I would like a fanfiction that combines the original premise of Oz with Dorothy being a young child (8-12 since it's her book ages and her movie age) and instead of 1900 it's like in the original book it's 1939 and Wicked. Dorothy is worried for aunty Em and Uncle Henri because not only is it the Great Depression and part of the farmhouse is here with her but she's worried because they're have been talks of a potential war (the movie came out in August 25th and the war started in September 1st) but she's worried that her Uncle Henri might be drafted and her aunt might go with them cause what if they think she's dead)
While walking down the Yellow Brick Road Scarecrow asks why Dorothy keeps saying they need to ration they're things? Asks why she's so worried about food? Why is she so insistent on not buying a new dress? You've already re sewn and cleaned those same clothes for the past month. Boq is made of metal and has no clothes, the lion is a lion and therefore does not need clothes, and I'm a scarecrow I can't take my clothes off.
Down the road he begins to realise that this child isn't as okay and innocent as she seems with all of her skipping and dancing with the way she looks out the corner of her eye behind her pigtails or re checks her basket Incase they dropped anything.
Imagine because of all the interruptions, being attacked, the road itself, and then the wizard being a fraud she takes longer to get home. Perhaps instead of two-three months in Oz she's there for two-three years. The shoes don't work and Dorothy believes she's just killed two women even though it wasn't her fault at the time(Elphaba is alive but she's still in hiding with Fiyero) and got kidnapped and locked in a basement and almost burnt alive. She thinks that now she's never going to make it home. But you have fresh food and clothes here do you really want to go back. She can't help but think to herself before snapping out of it reminding herself of Aunty Em and Uncle Henri.
Or if Dorothy does make it home her Aunt and Uncle somehow end up sending her back because not only has World War ii begun but now that America is a part of it and Kansas was essentially a training ground for USAAF bombers and fliers so when she's back in Oz she looks for Fiyero or Galinda and Explains what happened.
Fiyero didn't know a potential war was on the horizon in Dorothy's home world. If he had known would he have sent her back or would he have kept her in Oz even if it was against her will. He takes her to Elphaba and explains what happened and they managed to reach out to Glinda and help give her a proper education, she gets taller thanks to a proper diet, she's at least somewhat healthy thanks to available medicine and hygiene products in Oz. She's lived longer than she thought she would have in Kansas and a lot longer than she thought she would have here in Oz. A LOT longer.
Also potential Dorzma and realising that Oscar Diggs is a name of a guy that went missing a few decades ago that her parents and guardians talked about with their families because this guy with a hot air balloon disappeared in a storm and no trace of him can be found. Obvious propaganda against a coloured women and a selective group of people because I believe Aunty Em not Uncle Henri would've raised her that way. She still wants to meet the wizard in hopes of going home but she's still suspicious because of how she was raised in this au.
#Wicked#the wizard of oz#dorothy gale#galinda upland#wicked galinda#wicked glinda#glinda the good witch#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#wicked witch of the west#nessarose thropp#wicked nessarose#wicked witch of the east#fiyero tigelaar#scarecrow#Wicked Fiyero#gelphie#fiyeraba#boq woodsman#tin man#tin woodsman#the great depression#world war ii#world war 2#princess ozma#dorzma#au#fanfic
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Wizard
#skeleton crew#skeleton crew spoilers#star wars#wim#ravi cabot conyers#fern#ryan kiera armstrong#neel#robert timothy smith#wizard#my edits
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